Your profile called. It needs a roast.
Upload your dating profile for a brutally funny score, then get a smarter bio, stronger prompts, and a shareable receipt of the damage.
Free score. No card required. Sharing is always optional.
Profile score
43/100 đź’€
The RoastRank promise
Mean to the profile. Useful to you.
From cringe to compelling
One upload. Four increasingly better decisions.
RoastRank turns vague “something feels off” feedback into a clear diagnosis, sharper copy, and a result worth sharing.
43
A score with a storyline
Every result explains the number, highlights the biggest miss, and shows exactly what to change next.
- 01
Drop the screenshots
Upload your Tinder, Hinge, or Bumble profile—or paste any bio and prompts you want judged.
- 02
Take the roast
Get a sharp profile score and a funny, specific roast that calls out what is holding you back.
- 03
Steal the upgrade
Leave with rewritten bios, stronger prompts, and clear photo guidance you can actually use.
- 04
Share the damage
Turn your score and best punchline into a polished card made for the group chat and social feed.
Pick your level of honesty
Start free. Pay when you want the fix.
No mystery credits or fake discounts—just the depth of feedback your profile needs.
Quick score
Free
For the curious and emotionally prepared.
- Profile score
- Short AI roast
- Shareable score card
Full roast
$7
The complete diagnosis plus copy you can paste into your profile tonight.
- Everything in Quick score
- Full line-by-line roast
- Rewritten bio and prompts
- Downloadable share card
Makeover
$15
For profiles that need more than a new sentence.
- Everything in Full roast
- Complete profile rewrite
- Photo order and selection notes
- Positioning and tone guidance
Need ongoing help? Continuous profile and content optimization is available for $9.99/month.
Before you submit evidence
Reasonable questions. Unreasonable confidence.
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Upload your profile, get your score, laugh at the roast, and leave with a version that gives people something better to swipe on.
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